Things I Wanted to Title This

“You Fucked Up My Thanksgiving.”

“You Call This a Family?”

“Go Away.”

“Screw You and Your Turkey, too.”

“At Least Christmas Won’t Suck This Year.”

“I Might Need a Vacation.”

“This is a Fairly Crappy Vacation Day.”

“Haven’t You Gone Away Yet?”

“Why I Hate Holidays”

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